This is our final poem by guest Gabe Jacobs. We’re sorry to see him go, but exciting news: Briana Herr, or “Booboo” as she’s known, is our guest poet for April! Please give Gabe a fond farewell today and Booboo a hearty welcome next week.
There are two sides to every coin
But the value doesn’t differ
Every other hand holds truth
With none more true than another
Heads pound and pump policy
Tail feathers prominent and proud
Peacock pecking orders prove
That all people prefer perfect
Black and white
Good and evil
Only to be disappointed time and time again.
My name is Gabe Jacobs, I am terrified of inadequacy. I miss Anthony, and I believe Michael Bay was Shakespeare in a past life.